The Pie Apocalypse

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IckleRonnieKins has added everyone to the chat

IckleRonnieKins- WHO THE BLOODY HELL THOUGHT ITD BE A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE PIES FOLLOW ME AND SMASH IN MY FACE WHEN I LEAST EXPECT IT

Marauder.Padfoot- wow I wish I could claim that but I can't

Twin1 & Twin2- same here mate

BunnyPotter- well that probably means it's Ginny then

OUATGinny- ITS NOT ME I SWEAR

OUATGinny- I LEGIT JUST GOT PIED MYSELF

Hermione.Granger111- Hmmm if we really think abou-

IckleRonnieKins- OH GOD THERES ANOTHER TWO FOLLOWING ME

BunnyPotter- suckers. There's none aft- NOPE JK JK THEYRE AFTER ME TOO

BunnyPotter- nah jk they went past me

BunnyPotter- JK THE JK THEY JUST PIED ME

IckleRonnieKins- SEE THEY ATTACK ONLY WHEN YOU FREAKING LEAST EXPECT IT

Hermione.Granger111- honestly if you-

Twin1- ITS AFTER US

Twin2- WHAT WHERE- oh. hey this whipped cream is delicious.

Hermione.Granger111- I quit

Hermione.Granger111 has left the chat

Marauder.Moony- idjits

Marauder.Padfoot- huh this is delicious

Marauder.Prongs- this is sort of more of a blessing. I haven't had pie in ages.

BunnyPotter- THATS IT IM RECEIVING LONG OVERDUE KARMA.

BunnyPotter- THE WHOLE HOUSE IS FILLED WITH FLOATING PIES ALL WAITING TO STRIKE

BunnyPotter- THIS IS FRIGGEN MESSED UP

Unknown has joined the chat

Unknown- why hello my test subjects

Voldynose- who dis be

Unknown- dis be unknown

Voldynose- dat cool wit me

Unknown- k kool

Unknown- ANYWAY

Unknown- so I see you've met my delicious pies

Dumblydore- you are a very gracious person these pies are worth the surprise element

Unknown- glad you like them

BunnyPotter- can you like command them to go away so I can lower my knives

IckleRonnieKins- knives?

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