Harry Potter Texts {COMPLETE}

Binge Aftermath

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OUATGinny- Luna I have a problem and for some reason I believe you can help

NarglesAre4Real- what do you want Ginny

OUATGinny- I may or may not have binge watched this random TV show for 10 days straight

OUATGinny- and now I can't sleep

NarglesAre4Real- uhhhh

OUATGinny- if I try hard enough I can see the characters faces plainly in front of me in a dark room

NarglesAre4Real- Ginny we talked about this problem

OUATGinny- I know it's just too hard

NarglesAre4Real- I dunno how to help you. Maybe the nargles aren't helping

OUATGinny- I'm on season 8 of 13

NarglesAre4Real- rrriiiggghhhttttt

OUATGinny- yeaaaaa

NarglesAre4Real- so I may or may not be contacting the mental ward in St. Mungo's

OUATGinny- IM TRYING IM TRYING TO SLEEP

OUATGinny- IM TRYING IM TRYING TO SLEEP

OUATGinny- BUT I CANR BUT I CANT WHEN I CANT GET THIS TV SHOW OUT OF MY HEAD AND EVERYONE THINKS IM GOING MENTAL WHEN IM REALLY NOT BUT HEY THATS OK BECAUSE THE UNICORNS ARE PROTECTING ME AND RIGHT NOW I COULD REALLY GO FOR SOME PIZZA. HEYYY I MIGHT BE GOING TO A MUGGLE PLACE TOMORROW ITS IN AUSTRALIA BUT THEY DONT HAVE MANY PYGMY PUFFS THERE AND I DONT KNOW HOW MY POOR PYGMY PUFF WILL SURVIVE WITH NO FRIENDS.

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OUATGinny- DID YOU KNOW THAT CASHEWS CAME FROM A FRUIT? I LEARNED THAT FROM SOME GUY I DONT REMEMBER HIS NAME BUT IT DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE THE MAD HATTER TOLD ME HE'D COME VISIT ME WITH ALICE AND WHOVER ELSE DECIDED TO BRING THE TOAST. REALLY THE TOAST IS BURNT BUT DOES ANYONE REALLY CARE WHEN NO ONE WILL PROBABLY EAT IT ANYWAY MAKING SAID PERSON SAD AND THEN WE'D HAVE TO GIVE THEM A RAINBOW TO EAT AND IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE MUGGLE CANDY

NarglesAre4Real- I can't take this much longer

OUATGinny- what would happen if Pinnocchio said 'I'm Lying'? Would his nose grow or would it not because if that was a lie then his nose would grow but it can't because then it would be a truth so we would never know if he was lying or not. He would actually probably explode from breaking the magic but then again he is made of wood so. But I like August too much on OUAT to not care even though we haven't seen the guy in forever.

NarglesAre4Real- right. ok. you get some sleep. Ima just delete the chat now.

OUATGinny- ok Luna you do that I'll just lay my weary head to rest and not cry anymore like the song tells me to do because I'm a good girl and when-

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NarglesAre4Real- I was "Loony" Lovegood they said. I was the crazy one they said.

NarglesAre4Real- next time I'm forcing the other Weasleys to deal with this

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