Worst Birthday Wish Ever

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AwkwardPenguin has added everyone + Murderous_Fangirl to the chat

AwkwardPenguin- everyone tell Audrey happy birthday

AwkwardPenguin- or die

Marauder.Padfoot- woah slow your roll bro

AwkwardPenguin- if you did what I asked then I miGHT

murderous_fangirl- DONT FORGET THE PRESENTS

AwkwardPenguin- oh yea I promised Audrey all of you would get all of the expensive presents so good luck

Voldynose- Im dead how in the name of delicious chalupas am I supposed to get you a present

murderous_fangirl- I WANT A TYRANNOSAURUS REX

OUATGinny- like a plushie?

murderous_fangirl- real life so I can make juice out of the blood of my enemies when my T-Rex crushes them

Dumblydore- that's nice

AwkwardPenguin- JUST TELL AUDREY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Potfoyboy2- SHE'S BASICALLY MORE EVIL THAN YOU WHY WOULD WE EVER WISH HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY

murderous_fangirl- did you just assume my gender

Potfoyboy2- probably crazier too

murderous_fangirl- I mean I'm not denying it

AwkwardPenguin- so we got a T-Rex what else

murderous_fangirl- A REAL LIFE MISHA THAT I CAN KEEP AS A PET THAT WOULD BE AWESOME

AwkwardPenguin- go kidnap Misha if you have to I guess

OUATGinny- I GOT DIS

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AwkwardPenguin- if it airs on headlines that Misha wasn't abducted it wasn't Ginny we swear

AwkwardPenguin- anYW-

murderous_fangirl- I ALSO WANT A PET OTTER

KnockOnWood- an otter?

murderous_fangirl- yes did I not just say otter

KnockOnWood- but why

murderous_fangirl- BECAUSE SHERLOCK DEAL WITH IT

KnockOnWood- ok ok yeesh

OUATGinny has rejoined the chat

OUATGinny- GOT EM

AwkwardPenguin- that was like 2 minutes wth

murderous_fangirl- pics or you don't actually have him

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