AwkwardPenguin has added everyone + Murderous_Fangirl to the chat
AwkwardPenguin- everyone tell Audrey happy birthday
AwkwardPenguin- or die
Marauder.Padfoot- woah slow your roll bro
AwkwardPenguin- if you did what I asked then I miGHT
murderous_fangirl- DONT FORGET THE PRESENTS
AwkwardPenguin- oh yea I promised Audrey all of you would get all of the expensive presents so good luck
Voldynose- Im dead how in the name of delicious chalupas am I supposed to get you a present
murderous_fangirl- I WANT A TYRANNOSAURUS REX
OUATGinny- like a plushie?
murderous_fangirl- real life so I can make juice out of the blood of my enemies when my T-Rex crushes them
Dumblydore- that's nice
AwkwardPenguin- JUST TELL AUDREY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Potfoyboy2- SHE'S BASICALLY MORE EVIL THAN YOU WHY WOULD WE EVER WISH HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY
murderous_fangirl- did you just assume my gender
Potfoyboy2- probably crazier too
murderous_fangirl- I mean I'm not denying it
AwkwardPenguin- so we got a T-Rex what else
murderous_fangirl- A REAL LIFE MISHA THAT I CAN KEEP AS A PET THAT WOULD BE AWESOME
AwkwardPenguin- go kidnap Misha if you have to I guess
OUATGinny- I GOT DIS
OUATGinny has left the chat
AwkwardPenguin- if it airs on headlines that Misha wasn't abducted it wasn't Ginny we swear
AwkwardPenguin- anYW-
murderous_fangirl- I ALSO WANT A PET OTTER
KnockOnWood- an otter?
murderous_fangirl- yes did I not just say otter
KnockOnWood- but why
murderous_fangirl- BECAUSE SHERLOCK DEAL WITH IT
KnockOnWood- ok ok yeesh
OUATGinny has rejoined the chat
OUATGinny- GOT EM
AwkwardPenguin- that was like 2 minutes wth
murderous_fangirl- pics or you don't actually have him
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Harry Potter Texts {COMPLETE}
FanfictionSomehow the magical world has grasped onto the concept of texting and now anything could happen. From Ron being Ron and Voldemort wanting a nose, the possibilities are endless. Oh would you look at that; Snape has a knack for gifs. If you're hoping...