There's a charming new boy in Skegness and he has everybody talking. Stunningly slim and devastatingly flabby, all the boys want him. However, Will Rockatansky has a secret - he's a controlling vampire.
Jack Malkovich is an admirable, puny boy who enjoys socialising. He becomes fascinated by Will who can stop traffic with his bare hands. He doesn't understand why he's so standoffish.
His best friend, a charming giant called Andy, helps Jack begin to piece together the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon - the yellow, spotty paperweight.
When bodies start turning up all over Skegness, Jack begins to fear the worst. The giant urges her to report Will to the police and he knows he should, so what's stopping him?
He may resist Will's bite, but can he resist his charms?
Will he be caught shouting with the vampire?
