Tom Gloop suspected something was a little off when his intelligent mummy tried to pleasure him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly grateful mermaid, Michelle Clifford, that his life finally began to make sense.
However, Michelle proved to be peculiar and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with boating. Tom soon learnt that Michelle had taken an oath never to pleasure a human being.
When Tom's intelligent mummy is injured in a pointless accident, Tom realises his own life is at risk.
Despite Michelle's thirst for blood and foul odour, Tom finds himself falling for the mermaid. Only fate will decided whether she kills or protects him.
One night, a yeti appears before Tom and warns him of a darkness within Michelle. The yeti gives Tom the ribbed rope - the only weapon that can defeat a grateful mermaid.
Will Tom find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly hot? (Hint: yes!)
