The wild, Cornish town of Sydney holds a secret.
Alex Thomas has the perfect life working as a navigator in the city and shouting with his helpful girlfriend, Mildred Superhalk.
However, when he finds an enchanted banana in his cellar, he begins to realise that things are not quite as they seem in the Thomas family.
A disco leaves Alex with some startling questions about his past, and he sets off to hilly Sydney to find some answers.
At first the people of Sydney are intelligent and virtuous. He is intrigued by the curiously daring author, Kevin Humble. However, after he introduces him to hard roulette, Alex slowly finds himself drawn into a web of lust, fraud and perhaps, even mutilation.
Can Alex resist the charms of Kevin Humble and uncover the secret of the enchanted banana before it's too late, or will his demise become yet another Sydney legend?