EH?! This is what the Shinsengumi's like?! (Gintama Fanfiction) [PART 1]

Side Story I: The Plot in the Head of the Author Has Vanished

Author's beloved Note~: Well, initially I already planned out the whole plot of the story in my head, but now I've forgotten some of the parts, hehehe... (Sweat) And while I was planning I somehow pulled Gintoki into the looooove teehee, er... I was going to make a continuation of the last chapter, but I can't really think of something good right now:D So...Go on and continue reading this because this is a side chapter! It has NOTHING to do with the plot. I'm just going to improvise on this haha...

Here's the story~! (Still Omniscient POV)

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I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING.

Tee-hee... I got it.

"Hey, Gin? I just thought of something..." Kumiko said to her wavy haired friend as the two of them sat at their usual bench spot.

"What?"

"You'd look really cute together with Hijibaka."

"Him?"

"Yeah."

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"WHERE THE H3LL DID THAT COME FROM?! WHY'S A YOUNG GIRL LIKE YOU HAVING THOSE THOUGHTS?!" Gintoki screamed with a vein of anger sticking out from his neck. It's one thing for people to make fun of him because he's single, but stating that he'd go together nicely with anorher guy is just too far.

Kumiko giggled at her friend's reaction. "I've just been reading around the Gintoki x Hijikata fanfictions! Ah ha... By the way, Hijikata's always the leader of the two of you (seme teehee)."

"Ehhhhh?!!! I'd totally be the seme! That stupid mayonnaise lover would be the uke!"

"Oohhhh, so you're considering! Just listen to my vision of you two!-->"

~~~~Kumiko's Vision~~~~

Poor Ol' single-wavy-haired-loser-sweet-toothed-otaku-samurai----

"OI!!!!! WHY THE H3LL ARE YOU DESCRIBING ME THAT WAY?!!" the actual Gintoki who was not in Kumiko's vision demanded angrilly.

"Shh!! Just Shut up until I'm finished!" Kumiko yelled back.

~~~~Kumiko's vision~~~~

The single samurai sat alone at a sake bar alone, tired and exhausted from another day of being tired and exhausted. Nothing made him feel that all alive. The only thing he cared about from time to time were the weekly issues of Jump, but that was only a fleeting happiness. Wavy haired Gintoki only wished to be joyful, but he hadn't the slightest idea of how to achieve his desire.

"Hey, you guys got an ash tray?"

Gintoki's unattractive dead fish eyes looked over at the deep, manly voice who'd just spoken to the bar tender. Right beside him, he saw a dark haired mam who was attractive unlike his dead fish eyes. The wavy haired loser man analyzed the person beside him from head to toe. His shining blue eyes, sleak straight (unlike Gintoki's) black hair, great build, long legs...just looking at the man made Gintoki slightly smile.

"There an issue?" the man asked the loser otaku with his smexilicious over serious look. The eye contact between the two men made Gintoki's heart melt in paradise.

"I-I like you..." Gintoki told him with sparkling eyes, blurting out his true feelings without a care.

At first the dark haired man gained a surprised look, but then his thin lips curved into a mischievous smirk. "My name is Toshirou Hijikata, and I want to hear you say it over and over again." The uniformed man of the Shinsengumi got up from his seat and wrapped his firm arms around Gintoki's face, not even caring that he didn't know the white haired man's name. The blue eyed man leaned down towards Gintoki and pressed his lips against the stranger's.