EH?! This is what the Shinsengumi's like?! (Gintama Fanfiction) [PART 1]

If I could Gain Weight I'd Totally Add Thirty Seven Pounds

Does Sougo like me?

HA HA HA! That's funny! That incident with him almost 'dying' keeps replaying over and over in me head. 'Do you like my smile?' Pfft, he couldn't be saying that because he likes me! No way, ha! It's probably what Kondo-tou-san and Gin said, 'Sougo can never love because he's a sadist.' Why do I keep considering that he does?! Kumiko, stop being stupid! You're the only one who has feelings---!

Hold on.

'Feelings?'

-Slap!- Stupid, Kumiko! You deserved that hit in the face! He was probably acting like that to manipulate you! This isn't your place to start liking him! This is ALL for the sufferage of Hijibaka! Remember that!

"Why are you making weird faces so early in the morning?"

"Bleeeghhh, Hijibaka. It's you," I state with a scowl.

"What's wrong with you..." he muttered as he walked off.

"ATTENTION SHINSENGUMI MEMBERS!" Kondo-tou-san screamed popping out of a trashcan that was right beside Hijijata.

"EEEEEH!!!"

"Tee-heee, Hijibaka has a girly scream."

"Shut up!"

"Ah, Gori-san! How's the trashcan!"

S-s-s-sougo???? Doki... Doki... I've gotta keep a reasonable distance...

-smooch!- "Good morning, Kumiko-chan!" Sougo exclaimed somewhat happily. "Like the good morning kiss?"

Dokidokidokidokidokidoki... "I-I-I have to use the restroom!" I inform him as I run off, pushing my way through the big crowd of Shinsengumi members who suddenly appeared around Kondo-tou-san.

"Ah, Kumiko-san!" a hand was placed on my shoulder, stopping me from running. "Good morning!"

"Oh, hi Yamazaki!"

"Everyone, please listen!" Kondo-tou-san called out to everyone. "Today, everyone will patrol around Edo in a police car in groups of two! See, today I'm not really picky on group divisions so choose anyone you'd like!"

"Kumiko-san, do you want to go with me?" Yamazaki asked.

Go with Yamazaki? Would Sougo want to go with me? Hm... No, he'd probably want ro go with Hijikata and terrorrize him... I don't see a problem. "Oh, sure. I don't know how to drive so you're the one on the wheel."

He chuckled as the two of us began walking towards one of the cars. "Um, I've got something I need to ask you---!"

"YAMAZAKI YOU B4STARD!!!!" an angered voice screamed as someone came from above and kicked Yamazaki in the face.

"Yamazaki!" I cried. Is he okay?! I reached out my hand to help him up, but my hand was snarched away by someone else.

"Oi, what the h3ll do you think you're doing with her?!" Sougo demanded.

"S-Sougo, calm down!" I say, pulling his shoulder back.

He abruptly turned towards me. "And why were you with him?! You're MY girlfriend, aren't you?!"

Doki... 'My girl friend...?' "S-sorry..."

He held my hand as he lead me to another car. "Let's go over here."

'My girl friend...my girl friend...' Those words keep echoing through my head. Was he...jealous? Sougo? Sougo the Sadist King? Jealous? No, it can't be... I'm just getting too full of myself. "Sougo?"