EH?! This is what the Shinsengumi's like?! (Gintama Fanfiction) [PART 1]

The Original Name of This Chapter Was Too Long So Now This is The Chapter's Name

Author's Note: Heeeey, don't you guys have fun reading my author notes? No? Oh, okay... Shall I apologize again? Yes, I shall...I'm sorry:( My new nickname will be 'Gomen nasai girl.' I've replanned the whole plot already, but my only problem was making this chapter... Again, gomen nasai for that... Yoroshiku onegaishimasu .o.

Story Start (omniscient):

Hijikata-san patrolled the streets of Edo like he usually did, lecturing trouble makers that came onto his radar as if he were their own mother...beating up heartless men who had the nerve to throw their gum wrappers on the sidewalk...you know, the usual.

"Haha, you do look better in pants! That yukata looked really weird on you!"

A pink shade crept onto mayo-lover-man's face as he heard -that- person's voice. Of course, with the amount of 'pride' he contains within him he'd kept his calm. "Tch, your opinion doesn't matter," he snorted, not even bothering to turn around.

The female chuckled pissed-ly with a vein on the side of her head. "'I'm Hijibaka-san and I think I'm sooooo much better than the people around me! In life they're the scratchy toilet paper and I'm the super soft toilet paper that's used in high class restaurants like McDonalds!'" she imitated her superior with no respect. Sure, Kumiko saw the softer side of Hijikata the other day, but when he was acting like his usual b/tch, she couldn't help but act like the Naruto to his Sasuke.

Hijikata bit his cigarette angered by her words. He swung his body the other way to get a look at the disrespectful girl who was mocking him. "You little brat! Don't make fun of...!" The demon vice chief's words came to a halt when he saw the appearance of his inferior.

"Ehhhhh? What's wrong, Hijibaka-san?" Kumiko cooed slyly with her tongue sticking out.

The 'prideful' Toshiro's pink face went two shades darker. Right in front of him he saw Kumiko's amber hair let out of her usual tied position, now the amber strands were straight and free. His eyes went down to see her in a cute pale yellow and white lollita top, a jean mini-skirt, and heels to match her shirt. She was equipped with matching accesories and her make up was put on her nicely.

"Wh-what are you wearing?" he asked with his eyes shifted nervously to the side. 'Dammit, my calm facade is going to fade soon...'

"Oh, this? Kondo-tou-san picked it for me! He did the make up, too! Why? Do you wanna wear something like this tooooo, Hijibaka?" Kumiko teased happily. After saying that, her mind went back to her conversation with Gintoki from the last chapter, fearing that Hijikata may actually want her out fit and steal away her beloved Sougo-kun.

"What the h3ll's in your mind?! No way!" Kumiko sighed in relief. "Besides, where're you going dressed like that?"

"Oiiii, Kumiko-chan. Sorry if you waited too long," a monotone voice known by every Gin Tama fan girl called over.

"No, I didn't wait at all, Sougo-kun!" Our dearest Kumiko left her spot beside Hijikata and made her way towards her boy friend.

Hijikata watched the two converse with each other as if he didn't exist. 'Am I really that unimportant?' he thought to himself, a bead of sweat going down the side of his face. 'What does Kumiko see in that sadist anyways? He's such a...he's such a sadist!'

The couple walked away from mayora, too into each other to take notice of him. Though, someone broke the bubble of their isolation.

"Bye, Hijikata!" Kumiko waved to the lonely man.

Hijikata gave a small 'whatever' wave back, but he couldn't help but feel a little happy that she'd acknowledged his pressence.

"Yeah, bye Hijikata-san! We'll have fun on our -date-!" Sougo waved back to his co-worker also, putting emphasis on the 'date' part.