Contains dark humour
A grandson runs up to his grandfather and asks him if he can talk like a frog.
"Of course not," says the grandfather.
A few minutes later, his granddaughter asks him the same question.
"No, of course not. Why are you both asking me this?"
The granddaughter replies, "Dad said that when you croak, we can go to Disneyland."
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Joke book of randomness
HumorRandom jokes that I found on the Internet while browsing through. (If any offence is taken to jokes please call 1300 GETALIFE for help in that department) Jokes in these books may be typical Aussie style jokes (Don't say I didn't warn you) ....... I...
