A New Zealander walked into a fish and chip shop in Sydney and asked the man for some "fush and chups". The man working at the counter said "New Zealander eh." The man then stormed out of the shop. 3 weeks later, after having pronunciation lessons, he walked into the shop and asked for some "fish and chips". The man at the counter said New Zealander aren't ya. "How the bloody hell did you know?" The man asked. The man at the counter then said "This place has been a hardware store for a week now."
Sorry to New Zealanders. I mean absolutely no offence.
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