always attract 🌙 derek hale | COMPLETED

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n// I use tvd gifs for everything omg but am I the only one who noticed that elena is a hella awkward hugger?? like idk man all the huggin gifs I looked up for this chapter that feature her are pretty awkward but maybe that's just me lmao anyways I hope you like this chapter, as its longer than usual, and this is a hella quality ass chapter imo but anyways I hope yall enjoy!! ((also the song has nothing to do with the chapter but I just fucking love david bowie and this is a great tune so youre welcome <3)) also if u see any typos point them out and ill fix them!! tysm!!

"Okay," I spoke, sitting in the sheriff's office at the police station. "Let me get this straight. Scott is an alpha werewolf, who was bitten by Peter Hale, my boyfriend's totally hot uncle -- who was an alpha werewolf whom everyone thought to be in a coma-like state and is apparently Malia's dad, who is a were-coyote. Stiles was possessed by a damn fox spirit, Kira is a fox spirit, Lydia senses dead people, Liam is a baby werewolf who has very intense anger issues-"

"Thank you, Scott." Stiles coughed, interrupting me.

"Hey, you're the one making cruel ass jokes in chapter 17 about being possessed, buddy," I said, pointing a finger at the demon boy himself. "You can't talk at all."

He blushed and bit his lip, causing Lydia to let out a giggle. Everyone else was off doing their own thing, probably in some sort of supernatural therapy session to cope with all the crap that goes down in this town. Either that, or drinking. I know I would.

"As I was saying," I began again. "In the past, there has been lizard people, supernatural hunters, who you are now friends with...? I'm sorry, I still find that ridiculous, and not to mention dangerous as hell. And the woman I replaced? Jennifer Blake? She was a freaking witch-thing that looked like an uglier Voldemort?"

The group nodded at me and I sighed, letting out a humorless chuckle.

"I guess he has a little bit of a thing for high school English teachers, huh." I mumbled. "But Peter was evil? Tried to kill you guys? But now he's good?"

"That is up for debate." Stiles clarified, earning a look from Lydia and his father. "What? I don't trust the guy! Never have, never will."

"...Okay, but he's good for now, right?" I asked, earning a shrug and nod from the three. "But now there's some sort of supernatural hit list that has been made that is the cause for the emotional distress that my ass had to endure the day of the PSAT, that has not only most of you, but my damn boyfriend, who is a werewolf who is somewhat looking like he is losing his powers."

The people in the room nodded at me, causing me to let out a little growl.

"Oh, I am so going to kill that wannabe mutt as soon as I see him."

"Well, with all due respect, Effy, he did only want to keep you safe-"

"Ignorance isn't what someone needs when there are literally assassins coming into her life and trying to kill everyone around her, Stiles Stilinski." I barked. "It would have been much easier if you blockheads had just kept me in the loop from the beginning of my time as resident go-to adult and girlfriend of the mutt!"

"That isn't the point we're addressing right now, 'Beth, although I do understand where you're coming from. These idiots kept it from me as well," Sheriff Stilinski spoke up, looking back from me to the kids. "Lydia. What were you saying about your grandma?"

"Its not just that she could still be alive," Stiles said, cutting off what Lydia was about to say before she even had the chance.

"Its that she would have had to fake her death." Lydia finished.