Stephie: Stop complaining and drink your satanic pee.
David: Best way to explain it.
Naisa: ( excited ) Guys guess what.
Ale: What?
Naisa: It's almost Easter. That mean free candy.
Steph: Dude you mean money but my parents were always too cheap to even do that.
Ale: What do you expect us to do?
Naisa: I clearly suggested an egg hunt but you ruined all the fun ( sits back pouting ).
David: Why don't we just throw a party with hot strippers?
Maria: Good thinking David.
Stephie: Easters an excuse to find eggs.
David: Honey I'll find more than eggs.
Steph: Thats gross but I guess if you say so.
David: I can predict the future. Yours clearly is boring af.
Naisa: The fun was ruined once again.
David: Right. They suck it all.
Ale: Ew.
Steph: You mean kiwi?
Naisa: Which one?
Maria: The one coming in through the door?
Everyone quickly turns and sees James walking in through the door with his friends and a couple of slutty looking girls. He turns and sees Ale. Ale whines and holds onto David.
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David: Sorry bitch but I divorced you so don't think I'll rescue you.
Ale: Such a good example of who you should marry. Pay close attention kids.
