Boy Of The Forest [Malum]

Character Answers

The Author-

Q- Why are you so good at writing?

A- I'm not really, but thank you. I just work hard I guess, and even if I get writers block I don't give up. Don't force creativity!

Michael-

Q- Are you and Calum gonna adopt kids in the future?

A- I don't know, maybe... Ask the author, you never know they can be evil at times. But if it was up to be and I was getting a sequel, yes.

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Q- How'd you like know in a way cal was real?

A- I just, always had this feeling. I don't know what that feeling really was, maybe it was love, longing, I don't really know. I just always knew in my heart that he was real.

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Q- Malum be my parents please? I love you!

A- I'll need to see your history before we give you an answer. Which will probably be yes.  

Calum-

Q- Can my boyfriend be your son he looks like the Malum lovechild

A- I mean sure. I've been begging Michael to adopt a child, so I'm sure that we can work something out.

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Q- Are you malum af?

A- What does that mean...? Author Help! (It means are you completely in love with Michael, Calum.) Oh, well yes. 

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Q- How many kids do you guys want? Adopt me please and thank you

A- You guys really want us to adopt you don't you? This is kind of scaring me. Michael hold me, please.

Alex-

Q- You're cool

A- No, I'm fucking AWESOME! But thank you.

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Q- I like you .... Do you jack break up?

A- What...? No we didn't break up if that's what you are asking. Unless we did and I was never told. Jack you fucker! Where are you?! (Alex, calm down, you and Jack are still together. Do you two need your own story or something?) Yes, yes we do need our own story. (You aren't getting it unless all of the readers beg.) Bitch. (Thank you!)

Jack-

Q- You are also cool lets hang

A- I read that as bang at first... Just saying... But, I'm a loser, Alex is the cool one. Thank you though.

Ashton-

Q- Did you know that I forgot you were in this story

A- Now I do. And now I will go cry in a corner and die with all of the Malum fangirls. Goodbye cruel world!

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Q- Do you like Luke? Would you go out with him or naaaahhhh?

A- Maybe... YES! Just don't tell him!! (Ashton, you've been dating him for two years...) Oh, right... I forgot. Tee hee!

Luke-

Q- You Calum Michael and Ashton should like.... Start a band.... Or something... ;^)

A- Do you know how long I've been trying to do that for? But, we're just a bunch of losers sadly.

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Q- Would u turn gay for ash and be Lashton af

A- We've been dating for two years, though I'm sure Ashton's forgotten, he does that for some reason. Ask the Author why, she's mean like that. (You be quiet Luke, no one asked you.) :P

Mr. Clifford-

Q- Sup fam how's heaven

A- First of all, you need to go back to school, or stay in school. Because your grammar was horrid. And second, why does everyone think that I'm dead?! (I ask myself that everyday, because for some reason, you're dead but your wife isn't. My readers don't seem to read everything that I write.) Well they should. 

Ollie-

Q- Be my dog you are a precious cinnamon roll and you can be friends with my dogs

A- Barf! Barooof! (Translation- I like to meet new friends! But I love Michael! And would miss him very much!)

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Q- Hey pal? Wanna go run through the forest and be freeeee on our own in the first time foreverr

A- Wooof! Barooowooof!! (Translation- I would miss Michael too much. Calum takes me for walls in the forest all of the time now!)

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Q- Will you be my dog? OMG you're so cute. Even cuter than Calum

A- Baroooo! Wooo! (Translation- No, I would miss Michael too much, and Calum, they love me. I know I cuter than Calum, he is human after all, I am dog.)