WAIT!....Did You Just Bite Me?
"Harry!!! I don't wanna cuddle with you!" I wined and pushed him away.
We are at a hotel that Simon rented rooms at. We actually have 3 floors to ourselves. Paul and the security on one, Lou and the ADORABLE baby Lux along with the rest of the band on another floor, then me and the boys on the top floor. Me, Louis and unfortunately Harry are sharing a hotel room (against my will), and Liam, Niall and Zayn in the other. Hehee.. I forgot to mention that Panther is also sharing a hotel room with me, Harry and Louis... I made Liam let him... He was not gonna stay in that dark and scary tour bus alone..
Me and Harry are sitting on the couch, actually we WERE watching a movie, before he scooted across the couch and decided to try and pull me on his lap, so I simply said I didn't want to.
"But I want you to!" He wined back and put an arm around my shoulder.
"Uhm boo boo you be trippin!!!" I said in a ghetto way, then stood up and ran away from him and into Louis' room where he was sleeping peacefully, Harry was hot on my trail.
"LOOUUUEEEEHHH!! HELP ME!!! HARRY POTTER IS TRYINNA RAPE MEEEEHHH!!" I screamed as I jumped on him and hid behind his sleeping body. Harry was standing creepily at the doorway and looking at me with a smirk.
THAT'S JUST CREEPY AND WEIRD AND JUST NO!
"What the-" Louis yelled as he shot up from his sleep looking alarmed. He looked at me, then Harry, and looked back and forth before lunging at Harry.
"HAZZA YOU TRIED TO RAPE MY BABY CARROT QUEEN!?" Lou asked as he was restyling Harry on the floor. They were rolling around and grunting. It was actually really funny..
"BOOBEAR I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME?!" Harry fake sobbed as Lou tried to lick Harry's eye... Weird..
Louis stopped and looked in Harry's eyes before fake sobbing in his arms. They were now on top of each other and hugging like a bunch of homos..
"HAZZ I DO LOVE YOU!!" Louis cried as I stood up off the bed and walked out the room, stepping over them in the process and walking out the door.
Damn Larry Stylinson..
I walked in the other boys' hotel room and looked around.
Zayn was passed out on the couch, Liam was sitting at the table with the newspaper in his hands.. He looks so old... Niall was digging through the fridge.. Typical..
Liam looked at me and smiled, I smiled back and walked over to where Niall was. I quietly walked up behind him and jumped on his back.
He screamed like a girl and ran away from the fridge screaming nonsense like, 'LIAM HELP ME THAT CREEPY GUY FROM THE HOBBIT GOT ME!' And 'HOLY NANDOS THE FOODS COME BACK TO HAUNT ME!'.
I leaned down so my mouth was by his ear. "Now, is that any way to say hello?" I whispered and smirked as he stopped running and screaming. I hopped off his back, only to see his eyes wide and rosy cheeks. Awe! He's blushing!
"Well I'm gonna wake Zelda up now.." I trailed off as I crept towards Zayn. He was still sleeping and I smirked as he started to stir. I jumped on him like a tiger and started screaming.
"ZELDA THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING! SAVE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN LET THE MEN DIE AND FIGHT FOR OUR COUNTRY!" I screamed as I bounced my butt up and down on his back, causing him to grunt every time I landed on his back.
"WHAT IN THE BLOODY H*LL ARE YOU DOING?!" He screamed when he FINALLY woke up.
"Well, Harry basically tried to rape me, I ran to Louis and that ended up in a Larry Stylinson moment. THEN I came over here cause things got kinda gay, then I scared Niall, and woke you up from your beauty sleep." I smiled proudly and Zayn groaned in annoyance.
"HARRY TRIED TO RAPE YOU?!" Liam and Niall yelled/asked at the same time.
"No but he wanted to cuddle, well he wanted me to sit on his lap and shizz so I was all, 'UHM NO BOO BOO!' Then I ran to Louis and yeah...." I trailed off as I watch them laugh at my explanation.
Ohhhhkkkkaaaaayyyy....
"Sooo, what are we gonna do today?" I asked while sitting Indian style on Zayns back.
This is completely normal...
"Well we need to go to a radio interview, then were gonna sing live at the station were going to. Since we're in Mulingar, were gonna stop by at momma Maura's. But we have a concert to go to, then were on the road again, well actually in the air because we're flying to Canada for our next concert. But we have maybe five in Canada before we move on go the U.S. " Liam said all in one breath.
"Woah." I gasped. Ireland, Canada AND the U.S?
Wait I'm from the U.S so that's not a big deal I guess.
"We actually need to get ready for our interview so I suggest you get ready too because your going too." Niall said, then him and Liam walked off down the hall. I'm guessing they went to get ready? I jumped off of Zayn and walked back into my hotel room, then went straight into my room to get ready.
It's gonna be a long day.. Plus I don't like airplanes..
