Matty B

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A is for awesome, which Matty B is
B is for B, which stands for bae
C is for cool, which Matty B is
D is for Devine, which Matty B is
E is for ecstatic, which I am for Matty B's new song
F is for fantastic, which Matty B is
G is for good life, which Matty B has
H is for hunies, because it ain't a party till the hunies roll up
I is for interested, which I am in Matty B's songs
J is for juice, which Matty B drinks
K is for killer, which Matty B's songs are
L is for loser, which is the opposite of Matty B
M is for Matty B, who is awesome
N is for not bad, which Matty B's songs are
O is for oh my gosh Matty B's songs are amazing, which they are
P is for poop, which I steal from Matty B's toilet
Q is for quote, which I do to Matty B every day
R is for raps, what Matty B does
S is for super, which Matty B is
T is for terrific, which Matty B is
U is for ur mom, which Matty B is
W is for wonderful, which Matty B is
X is for x-treme, which Matty B is
Y is for your mom, which Matty B is
Z is for zero, which plus one is where Matty B is on all music charts

As you can tell, I hate Matty B and think he is stupid

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