Stuff I Feel Like Posting But Don't Have a Book For

Jacob Satorius

A is for ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ, which Jacob raps
B is for the Booty, which is swiggity swoogity
C is for cute, which Jacob is
D is for dick, which Jacob thinks he has
E is for elephant, which is what Jacob eats for every meal
F is for Fangirls, which I am not
G is for good music, which Jacob makes
H is for happy, which Jacob feels when his fans send him nudes
I is for Internet, which Jacob should never show his face on again
J is for Jacob, my best friend
K is for kewl, which is what Jacob is
L is for lick, which Jacob does to his fans booties
M is for m*********, which Jacob does in his spare time (you know what I mean 😏)
N is for nudes, which Jacob asked his fans to send him
O is for ostrich, which Jacob secretly is
P is for poop, which I also steal from Jacob's toilet
Q is for quack, which is what Jacob calls singing
R is for roast, which BOI YOU LEGIT LOOK LIKE A BURNT SWEET POTATO
S is for sweatshirt, which YOU CAN WEAR MY SWEATSHIRT
T is for that booty, which doesn't exist
U is for underwear, which I steal from Jacob
V is for v*****, which Jacob wants
W is for weird, which I am
X is for Xavier, the future Jacob who used to be in my class
Y is for y does Jacob exist
Z is for zis is de end

Jacob ily <3 JK YOU'RE STUPID GO KILL YOURSELF

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