When all hope dies in three minutes (aka my dr3 review)

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So let's talk about the newest zetsbou hen episode.

It's so adorable how Junko says Ka-am-ku-ra Sen-pai!

Aww poor Juzo, he's not kidding Chisa, OH CHISA BLUSHED I SHIP IT

Me: Pooptart hold this donut
Pooptart: Okay cancerfandoms
Me: And then Komaedada's banoodle slowly goes into Hajimeem's booty donut hole and
*chomp*
Both: Ow!
Me: Megan you're eating my HAND!
Pooptart: BRI I thought you said you had tamed the wild Megan!
Bri: ...
Bri: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, NO ONE GETS IN THE WAY OF MEGAN AND KOMAHINA
Megan: *seeths*

(Hello fantabulous Bri I don't believe we've met)

Okay I should STAHP

My graduation (aka the real original killing game)

*Junko walks up the aisle and Mukuro snipes the teachers from the rafters*

Junko: Heyyy! Kill each other!
Some kid: Guys we can't kill-

*sniped my Mukuro and everyone le gaspu*

Junko: It's kill each other or be sniped by my bitch

30 seconds later...

Everyone is le panicu and I finally talk to senpai

Me: Senpai I lovu you plz don't hate me k bai *le kissu*
Senpai: ...
That cool cat kid: *grabs machine gun* die die die!

Me: *tries door* Halp doors are locked
Danganronpa trash frand: What do we do?
Other Danganronpa trash frand: Idk I don't want to die
Me: Let's go up to le raftus

Surveying the floor almost everyone is dead and senpai is also on rafters.

Senpai: How r u alive??
Me: 😏
Danganronpa trash friends commit double suicide.
Me: really guys
Senpai: sorry but I have no choice but to use this knifu to end your lifu
Me: nuu I luv u
Senpai: *deep romantic kiss*
Me: O_O
Senpai: *le stabu*
Me: XP
Senpai: I survived MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Junko: Izumeme Senpai!

*izumeme is there next to senpai*

Senpai: I'll kill you too AAAAAAAAA
Izumeme: *deflect and toss senpai*
Senpai: no no noooooo *falls onto knifu and dies

Oh yeah and some random kid escaped

Basically Danganronpa 3 Zetsbou Hen Episode 7 in a nutshell

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Komaeda: Lalalalalalalala! I like taking naked showers on random islands! If only my precious Hinatata was here...

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