WARNING: IF YOU LOVE THAT PURPLE DINOSAUR THIS CHAPTER AINT FOR YOU!
A/N- I didn't realise how most of these include a gun(pauses)...Oh well. Oh and none of these are made by me. My dad already thinks I need a stray jacket and I don't want to give him another reason to want to.
Jingle bell (I hate barney style)
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skiis
Downhill barney goes
Crashing into tress
The snow is turning red
I think he's almost dead
Now lets get a 2x4 and shoot him in the head!
Jingle bells, shotgun shells
Purple dino's head
We hit him with a 2x4
And shot him in the head
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I hate you, you hate me.
I hate you
You hate me
Let's get together and shoot barney
With a shotgun shoot him in the head
Congradulations barneys dead!
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Momma momma can't you see
Momma momma can't you see
what the baby did to me
Took away my mtv
Now I'm watching Barney
Barney took me to his house
Barney shot a little mouse
Barney got shot by the FBI
Now he's missin' one eye
Took barney to the doctor and the doctor said
Is he dead or not?
Now don't stop til your hands get hot
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A B C D E F G
BARNEY IS MY ENEMY
STICK A RIFLE UP HIS NOSE PULL THE TRIGGER
THERE HE GOES
A B C D E F G
BARNEY IS MY ENEMY
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I've wanted to kill Barney since i was born.....I know that for a fact, when I was 1 I got a fake knife and stabbed a Barney doll....I know it's scary....My mom told me about it.
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This old man, he played two. He stabbed Barney through and through.
This old man, he played three. He hung Barney from a tree.
This old man, he played four. Barney's going out the door.
This old man, he played five. Barney will not long survive.
This old man, he played six. Barney crosses Rive Styx.
This old man, he played seven. Barney's going up to heaven.
This old man, he played eithg. Barney's up at Heaven's gate.
This old man, he played nine. Barney's going down the line.
This old man, he played ten. Barney's in the devil's den.
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A B C D E F G
I tied Barney to a tree
Shot him with a .44
No more purple dinosaur
A B C D E F G
Who killed Barney?
It was me!!
*Evil laugh*
Sorry if it was too short.
