My Teenage girl Rant Book

Uhh...randomness fluff about random stuff?

Hey guys. I haven't really been updating so I apologize again. I do have spring break next week so maybe I'll try to actually update something again after a billion years.

So I'll just rant for the moment.

On Thursday, March 10th, was the last school day of the week since we had Friday off (my birthday). The whole week I literally just didn't try to look nice at all (except my makeup cause I gotta have my eyeliner on fleek) and I decided "oh, since it's the day before my birthday, I'll dress up a bit.

So I do that shit. I wear my favorite light skinny jeans, boots, a light long sleeved thin shirt and a nice light blue and white scarf. I straightened my hair (it's hella long now XD, it touches my belly button :3 ) and I do my makeup super good. YAS GURL, YOU GO. I was ON POINT that day.

I get at school, and my two best friends each bring me a balloon. YAY. One of them doesn't go to the school anymore since it's too expensive, but she still came.

So I attach my balloons to my basketball bag and people were like "OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!" And I was like "thanks dude..." Even though it's a day early.

So after a couple classes, which were super fun btw, I go to English, super NOT excited cause we have a test that day. I'm a little bit excited cause ya know, the guy I like is in that class. My teacher doesn't technically assign us seats, but he has a index card that each of us wrote our names on, so he just randomly puts cards in a seat. Mine was the middle row second seat from the back, so it's all good. People come and stuff and find their seats, and it's actually hilarious cause the two left rows are completely full, while the three on my right only have six people. Including this guy I like. My secret code name for him is NGHB (never gonna happen bae). He's sitting in the front of the row right next to me, so I'm a tiny bit distracted. Since I have no junior friends, I'm kinda just sitting in my seat minding my own business. (all my friends are sophomores).

I did notice that the other girl with the same name as me wasn't here. She's super popular, so everyone talks to her instead. Okay, I honestly don't care if you guys know my first real name anymore, but it's actually......... DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNN!!! It's Chloe. CHLOEMONEYTHREE FOR THE WIN. Or CloMo. There's your fun fact for the day.

I'm sitting there and stuff, until I hear someone say my name.

"Chloe is it your birthday?"

I was honestly surprised that someone said my name, but I look up cause I recognized the voice. Oh HELL NAH MAN. Yup, it's NGHB, no joke. I literally froze for a second, but my mind was like "HOLY SHIT HE'S TALKING TO MEEEEE". Guess what I do? I flippin say the weirdest shit ever.

"Well, yeah, well, actually it's like, tomorrow, but ya know, I mean it's still the same thing?"

I legit said it like that. God, I sounded so STUPID. I could literally feel my face fucking burning, like I could probably cook some food on my cheeks cause they were that hot. So he kinda nods his head and smirks a little, then turns around in his seat.

DAMMIT WHY DID I HAVE TO ACT SO DUMB.

So the whole time in my mind I was just like "Fuck fuck fucking shit dammit motherfucking fuck."

This is such a long rant. Wow. So everyone does their test and stuff, and I finish and yadayadayada. The thing I hate about tests is that you have to walk to the front and place it on the desk, so my legs were shaking from being nervous and from the adrenaline rushing through my body. I'm just a nervous person in general, but since he was like, right there, I just waited in my seat for ten minutes procrastinating on turning my test in. That's just, the most stupidest shit ever. Luckily, NGHB got up and turned his test in, but then he started walking out of the classroom, and of course through the empty spaces between his & my row. After he left the classroom, I literally just turned in my test so fast from the nervousness building up.