My Teenage girl Rant Book

Anime time dudes

So today I was pretty pumped.

Mainly for the last episode in season one for Tales of Zestiria to come out in English dub.

Dude, I fucking cried during the scene with Sorey and Alisha.

I cried the first few times when I watched it English subbed, but now knowing what they're actually saying..

My heart right now. I literally cried cause I ship them so much.

Sorey asked Alisha to be his squire 😭

Sorali was hella strong in the last episode holy SHIT.

When Sorey got FUCKING PISSED because he found out the guy who was hellonized at the end of the episode was the guy who tried killing Alisha, and one of his servants had stabbed her.

Duuuuude, he got SO MAD. Like DAMN, if he doesn't fucking love Alisha, I'd be shocked.

I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if Sorey and Mikleo were a thing either, but DAMN, SORALI IN THIS EPISODE.

I've been shipping Sorry and Alisha for a while now, and my heart right now, I freaking CAN'T.

Sorey asked Alisha so he could help her and said "We'll always be together."

OMFG.

I love it.

Please there be a fucking season 2 in the future.

Why is Alisha's hair more pink-blonde in the anime, but in the game it's super bright blonde. BOI.

Oh well, I'm obsessing over them again.

Tales of series ships are just, FAB.

Anyways, let's move on to Pokemon.

Ahahahuuuuuuuuuu....

Last episode of XYZ.

I was kinda, excited but laughing at it.

KevinMacias796 & I were texting about it.

This episode literally started SO. MUCH. DRAMA.

I watched this at 5am this morning and wasn't even sad.

My thoughts about the amour scene...

I have wayyyyyy too many thoughts on this. Y'all wanna know why they didn't show their faces?

Because they knew it'd give most amourshippers another reason to be more superior than other people who ship Ash wit someone else. There's a few who are chill, like me, cause I'm honestly more towards pokeshipping at the moment. They showed their feet so other shippers could say "Hey, we don't know where she kissed him, or if she did at all."

In all honesty, I believe that's a valid fucking reason. There's no proof where she kissed him.

I thought the moment was cute, but I couldn't fucking understand what the hell they were saying.

I'm a terrible amourshipper cause I point out the reality.

The first time I watched it, I literally didn't fangirl AT ALL.

You know how Serena and Ash are the same height, like most every female traveling companion?

When she rose on her toes, the first thought I had was this:

"Is she fucking smelling his hat or something? When she does that, she's TALLER than this dense Motherfucker."

If you think about it, it's true. Her lips would meet higher than his cheek and lips.

I'm literally laughing at my own thoughts. I'm a savage.

Okay, now the good thoughts I had:

I noticed that Ash had stepped forward to see her go, and Serena did a pretty bold thing to run back up the escalators.

I liked how they designed the moment, Ash's eyes got super big and sparkly, it was honestly pretty adorable.

I thought it was romantic with the escalators and how she was slowly moving down after whatever she did to scar Ash forever.

And Bonnie. And Clemont. Did y'all see their faces? It was PRICELESS DUDE.

I feel bad for geekchicshippers. It's okay, we'll actually never know what Serena did.

You can say she sniffed his hat to remember his scent.

That was savage.

I'm really glad Serena followed her dream.

I want her to meet May and Drew. Maybe Dawn if she goes there.

Before y'all go...

In my Pokemon shipping book, when I talked about Serena and Drew, I did that literally in February, so don't go commenting "YOU BITCH SERENA WILL MEET DREW!!!"

I'll do a re-rating on it if they meet.

Oh god, what if she meets KENNY?!?

Ew, that's a gross ship. *shivers*

I mean, it could happen one day. You never know :3

The only ship I care about is FlirtyHintsShipping.

Just kidding.

I'll just watch the Pokemon episode again to see if I get any emotions.