Kevin Durant...FUUUUCK

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Guys, I totally spaced on telling y'all the news about basketball.

Today when I was eating lunch, I was on Twitter, I saw something that almost made me die by choking on a burger.

Kevin Durant...has signed... AITH THE WARRIORS?!?!

WHAT THE FUCK.

NOOOOOOOOOOO.

Apparently the NBA now calls it the "Core Four" that includes Stephan Curry, Klay Thompson, Draymond Green and Kevin Durant since they all average a good amount of points per game. Curry averages about almost 30, Thompson's right behind him along with Durant, then Green.

This could either be the best team ever or the team that fell apart. Make it or break it. Go all or nothing.

I mean, it's pretty risky, having that many scorers on a team that's already good.

Seriously, it could literally be the best team that's probably gonna win the finals next year or the team that's gonna suck and not even make it to playoffs. Durant has the ball all the time, so he's gonna have to share with Curry or else.

I'm a little bit nervous for golden state. UGH.

Can the Warriors and Cavs please just go to the finals again next year because I wanna see how it'd play out?

You know what, I won't be surprised if they rematch again next year. I'll actually be surprised if they don't.

I'm gonna bet someone I swear.

I don't even feel bad for the people who have Durants jersey for Oklahoma cause they used to be the good ol' Sonics from Seattle. That's why I HATE OKLAHOMA. SO. MUCH.

If they were still in Seattle, damn right I'd root for them cause that's my home place. I gotta always root for the home team.

Stupid NBA. Oh well.

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