My Teenage girl Rant Book

Lol so much fun

So my dad's okay.

This bitch around my age was texting on her phone, RAMS into the back of my dads van, so the van flew forward and went into the truck ahead of him. It was at a red light, and this butch I SWEAR, but wait, it gets better.

My dad and the guy in front pull over, but this bitch just GOES and runs through a red light.

My dad literally chased this bitch, took a pic of her license plate and went back to where the truck was, called the police and etc.

This bitch is being fined for texting, raming into my dads van and tryna do a hit and run 😂😂😂😂

Duuuude, I would've fought her I swear. My mom told me that this bitch ran the red light and was going towards the direction of the church somewhat near our house 😂😂😂

I kid you not.

This bitch was gonna go to the church and ask Jesus to forgive her sins or something 😆

Anyways...

I'm glad he's alright.

Now on the topic of chasing...

I had to chase this little fluffy-ass dog out of my yard this morning because it was chasing my smaller cat.

Dude, I sprinted so fast.

I'm a natural sprinter and distance runner, so chasing that thing was a piece of cake.

Since today was a Seahawks spirit day, I wore a Seahawks tshirt and my favorite black nike dri-fit basketball warmup sweat, some comfy rip-off navy blue converse, my hair was in a sassy bun along with my makeup, I was all good.

I kinda looked like a track runner warming up TBH.

So I walk outside with my backpack to the car, and my cat just BLAZES by me in the driveway to the side of the house. I'm like "da fuq cat?" For a split second,

Then this little white-brown fluffy BITCH twice the size of my little cat (mainly cause of how fucking fluffy it is -_-) IS FUCKING CHASING MY CAT.

OH HELL NAH. NOPE.

I literally dropped my bag and SPRINTED AFTER THAT LITTLE SHIT.

Man, I was running faster than both of those animals because one side of my house is covered with rocks, so I guess they had to run slower because the rocks might feel pointy in their paws, but that's really not an excuse.

My cat ran in the bush, and I skidded my feet between the dog and my cat who was hiding, and holy shit that dog took off faster than it was chasing my cat.

That bitch BOOKED IT.

I was faster than that piece of shit. I REALLY wanted to just lunge for it, but instead just got on its hind heels and chased it away.

I swear I ran 100 meters in less than 12 seconds, nobody chases my cats.

Like NOBODY. Or nothing.

That dog won't be coming back for a while cause it got lucky, one, because it chases the scaredy cat out of the two I own, and two, because I let it off easy.

My other cat would've BEAT THAT BITCH UP. She's SO athletic for a cat no joke, she's big more as in her long slim lanky body shape, but she's just like a fighter. She would've knocked that bitch out like damn.

She's a big cat, but not in the fat way. Her cat shape is just larger, so she's super fast, strong, everything my other cat's not 😂

So yeah, the excitement for the day.

Woo.

I love being a fast runner.

I'm a hero.

YAS.

Well that was fun.