My Teenage girl Rant Book

Cup Noodle Wednesday my dudes.

Obviously I had cup noodles with lunch again.

I've loved ramen my whole life. It's just the best.

Apparently there was this huge police car chase near my school, so teachers were making everyone immediately go to their first classes of the day.

Why do I always turn around in my chair or something at the wrong time?

I was in theology before class started, I turn to talk to the girl next to me and Ben's walking in. Hahaaaaa another one of those direct eye-contact things. I didn't even know he was coming in, it's not my fault. It's his. I blame him. I wasn't caught staring. It was all him.

Derp. Huuuuuuuu.

Does anyone know the "huh challenge"? That's why HUUUUUHHH is permanently stuck in my brain.

During CP there was some assembly for our service hours. We got split up into two groups, upperclassmen & underclassmen. It's because the assembly was so fricken short.

Andrei, William, Will and I sat at the very top. A few minutes in, I look down at people's heads cause wynaut, and I see Ben talking to Dylan, a senior from cross country. Like, there's this perfect line directly towards the back of Ben, so I scoot over a few inches :3

Andrei knew what was up. Lol. I'm like "It's NGHB, shut up."

I couldn't say Bens name because a couple of his best friends were sitting right in front of me.

Now, let's time skip over to lunch.

Obviously now I know that Ben has the same lunches as me from past awkwardness moments, I'm just chillin in my spot on the couch. Kris comes in, and I decide to talk with him just outside of campus ministry cause wynaut.

He's like "Guess who I was just chillin' with? You know who." Obviously Ben, duh.

I'm just like "THEN WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE DUDE?!?"

So he's sitting on the stairs and I'm standing a few feet in front of him eating my cup noodles. I look out the glass windows in the doors of the building while slurping a shitload of noodles, just cramming my face with the beautiful, majestic chicken flavored ramen-

Ben walks by looking through the door window and sees me cramming my face full of noodles.

I literally almost CHOKED and DROPPED my noodles.

He's GOT to stahp scaring the shit out of me like that, little fucker. God dammit.

I immediately spun towards Kris while almost dropping my noodles and started coughing like crazy.

Not my best moment in life.

Well, I guess if a guy sees me at my worst, he doesn't deserve my best.

I swear Ben always sees me at the WORST possible moments ever.

Later, when the bell rings, Kris and I hang out for a couple more minutes to let all the freshman go by cause they're weird and so that the hallways more clear.

We start walking, and guess what?

Fricken Ben is walking with the we senior that transferred here this year.

The new seniors name is Ben.

Lol.

This is gonna get confusing.

Okay, NGHB's name is actually seven characters, but I cut it in half. So technically y'all only know 50% of his first name.

So Kris just flashed a smirky grin at me and was like "Hold up." Right as we go to the door. I'm like WTF?!

Three most awkward moments of my life today. The four of us together just didn't MOVE for a few seconds until I reached for the door, but almost tripped because of fricken NGHB opening the door -_-

Kris was like "Hey, what's up *insert NGHB's name*" and NGHB's like "Nothin' much." And they do that typical guy handshake thing. I slide past them through the door, which the new Ben was holding open for me, so I said thank you of course.

He actually super cute :3 I have him in...I think two classes?

Yup, English and theology.

Haha, let's just move on from NGHB to NGHB 2.0

No, seriously, he's attractive.

I don't really like him that way though, I'm just giving off a compliment.

Hey, do you guys wanna know what NGHB's full name is?

KevinMacias796 you already know -3- LOL.

So after that super super duper awkward moment, I just kept repeating to Kris "I hate you, I hate you, I literally HATE you, I hate you, I hate you~" because he PURPOSEFULLY made it awkward.

If I survived what happened last Friday, then I can survive now.

After school I was walking to the locker room, and I saw NGHB hanging outside...that's not normal. Like wtf, you're never there. I never see him after school, so I'm like "wait, wtf BRUH?"

I think I'll go to bed soon. I'm hella tired.

I apologize for not putting up a single chapter in any of my stories, I've been ridiculously busy. I won't have time over the weekend either because I have cross country and basketball.

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Werk it boi.

Huuuuuuuhhhh.