Everybody falls (ON HOLD)

Chapter 17

AN: I used google translate apart from the german, so if the other languages are atrocious  ( aswell as the german) please excuse me . And sorry for not updating in a while ....i ..I have no excuse ...sorry

John and Sherlock walked into the resteraunt and located a grim faced Mycroft , a smiling plump woman Sherlock called Auntie Angela , and two young girls called ..well John didn' t know their names . 

+They sat down at the table and Angela chatted at Sherlock , who was just sat there picking up and dropping his fork onto the table . John nudged him subtly and Sherlock glared and nudged back . after about 3 of these , John decided to be noticably rougher so as Sherlock would get the point . He kicked Sherlocks shin under the table earning a "hmpf" from the detective . John then glared at him 'till he put the fork down and faced Angela . 

Angela giggled and said , " oh so someone can finally tell Sherlock what do to huh, you can tell who wears the pants in that relationsip " .  She had a strong american accent . John smiled at her and Sherlock glared . 

Sherlock leaned in to whisper into Johns ear . Mycroft , who was sitting on the other side of Sherlock heard , " well I prefer it when neither..." and then saw John blush . He decided to but in before Sherlock voiced any of these thoughts . " Shall we order ?" he said . 

Sherlock groaned at the thought of food , but John had insisted he eat  . 

" Fine " he mumbled . John smiled . If he only knew thought Sherlock . 

The youngest of Sherlocks two cousins spoke up , " Whens the wedding ?"

" Well we havn't spoke about that yet ..sorry , Sherlock hasn't told me , what are your names ?"

Again the younger one spoke up , the other seemed more interested in glaring at Sherlock , and unsuprisingly , Sherlock was glaring back . 

" well i'm maud and this is Nico , short for Nicola " she smiled and turned to Nico . "You know "  she said to her sister " your going to have to blink at somepoint , he always wins " 

And without taking her gaze off Sherlock , and , as John now noticed without blinking she said , " i've been practicing "

So maud just clapped her hands in front of Nico causing her to blink , " oh dear , maybe next time , both of you behave "

John liked her , youngest at the table and still telling people to behave .

" Well Maud , we're supposed to be sorting stuff out fr the wedding tonight , so I guess the date will be the first thing to decide "

" Oh great" Angela clapped her hands onto her chest  " I never thought this would happen " with  a big grin . God , all of his family was like that , John thought . 

Mycroft smirked and Sherlock glared and I finally ,turly understood Mycroft saying " you could just imagine the christmas dinners " . Then Sherlock , clearly bored , decided to play footsie . 

John kicked back . Then Sherlock "kicked" back , but his foot , that John didn't realise was bare until then , went a little further than usual , to the middle of his thigh . John gasped in suprise and everyone looked at him confused , Sherlock smirked . John thought as fast as he could , turned to Sherlock and ( rather unconviningly ) pretended he had and obsession that he'd left the taps on . Sherlock just made it worse by saying ,

" no John I blew up the taps last week" 

Luckily Angela saved John by changing the subject , 

" so , how about a autumn wedding then ? "

" It's autumn now " Mycroft said 

" Exactly " Angela nodded