I know what you are thinking.
OMG WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! NOW YOUR POSTING LOADS?! WHY NOT EARLIER?!
Chill yourselves I have not been able to upload because my computer is a female dog and wouldn't let me upload.
But now It will let me I shall try to upload a new chapter everyday if my exams don't get in the way xD
The picture is of Garrett based off my imaginary friend.....I wish.
Enjoy ^.^
Chapter 4: Smashing your face for the win.
Me and Garrett skipped off to P.E our arms locked together and singing Were off to see the Wizard, people ignoring us not bothering to stare because they learnt not too as it was a normal sight. I waved to Garrett as we broke off so I could go get changed and so could he, I burst through the door everyone ignoring me ONE AGAIN! Like the rude people they were. I got changed quickly into my gym outfit which consisted of a white vest top and black shorts, but I put on gloves as well as we were doing kick boxing why the hell not? I skipped out of the changing room humming everyone leaving me be and I skipped over to Iris her hair tied up into a neat bun on her head.
"What up Homie?!" I shouted at her slapping her on the back making her make a Oooft noise and almost fall over.
She turned to glare at me. "Hello to you too" Iris grumbled and yawned streching some of her bones clicking, thats when the Coach blew the whisle.
"Okay Guys today we are going to do Kick Boxing, I would like to remind you all to be careful and not hurt anyone" The coach said in a gruff tone then looked at me making me grin and wave back. "I would like you all to pair up girl and boy with a similar skill, Felicity go to the punching bags" he said with a roll of his eyes.
I saulted him "EYE EYE CAPTIN!" I shouted and skipped off towards the punching bags. He started to put everyone in pairs of ability, ya see I have beaten everyone in my whole class so h just makes me practice now there isn't really any point for anything else. I clicked my fingers and turned serious my smile turning into a scowl as I turned around and started to repeatedly kick the punching bag with alot of force, it wobbled back and fourth like some sort of fat guys belly.Thats when I broke my stance and giggled at it poking it. "OMG YOU LOOK LIKE MR .BLONDEL!" I shouted at the punching bacg. Ya see Mr .Blondel is a fat, bold, ugly, smellt, sweaty, unpleasent man and this reminded me so much of him.
I felt someone tap my shoulder and I spun around quickly and got into the crane stance thingy "Oooowaahhhh!" I shouted at the person and my leg flicked out kicking whoever it was inbetween the legs. Lightning fast.....like a snake. Oh look! It was Jordan how did I know that? He fell to the groand groaning in pain and rolling around screaming It hurts....joy!
"What did you do that for!" Jordan whined like a girl managing to sit up and glare at me intensely.
"Don't mess with the master young grass hopper!" I said in like that wise chinese man voice and I bowed to him making him facepalm. I then suddenly got bored and looked over at Iris who was fighting with another of my friends Layla "WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE!-"I shouted and listened.
"A YELLOW SUBMARINE!" Layla and Iris shouted back and I grinned at them skipping over to them and we started to skip around singing we all live in a yellow submarine like the normal people we are. I could feel Jordans glares in my back and I heard him talking to Coach, but I didn't care so I kept skipping even if they stopped.
"FELICITY!" Coach shouted and I looked up at him and saulted to attention making him roll his eyes. "Mr.Lakes has requested a fight with you in kick boxing, I would like to ask if thats okay first?" he said and I nodded.
"YES SIR!" I said once again and marched around making quite a few people giggle. Jordan facepalmed and walked over to me, I bet he was looking for a serious fight....HA KEEP DREAMING. He got into a stance and I just stood there rocking on my heels making him sigh, running at me he tried to land a kick on me but I spun out the way and started kicking him repeatedly in the stomach with one leg not even looking and sending him flying. I then brushed my hands off and looked at Iris, Layla and Kiko we all grinned knowing what we were going to do.
We all skipped towards eachother and turned facing the changing rooms, nodding at eachother and Garrett looked at us with a glint of laughter in his eyes then we took a breath and sang....
"WE ARE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD THE WOUNDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!" We all screamed sung while skipping towards the girls changing rooms...Ahh.....Smashing your face in for the win.
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