Me : *probably watching the new episode of MLP.*
Sappy : psst. Daphne, psst. DAPHNE *trows potato at me*
Me : What!?
Sappy : When is the next dare?
Me : *looks at phone* a month ago.
Sappy : what! We has a dare like month ago!
Me : no. Really I thought it was yesterday *says sarcastically* *walks into a different rooms were all EAH characters appear automatically.* Hey guys welcome back. You no why your here again.
Everyone : pls not be a truth or dare pls not be truth or dare.
Me : cause it's truth or dare time.
Alistair : *raise hand* question is she still here.
Me : who might that be Alistair.
Alistair : You know her.
Me : who is her Alistair. You can tell me.
Alistair : you know sappy.
Me : she's not here.
Alistair : what a relief.
Me : she right behind holding her potato gun.
Alistair : WHAT!?
sappy : surprise motherfucker *shoots potato gun right into his face*
Alistair : *gets knock out.*
Me : onto the first dare. This dare is from INSANE_ANIME_FANGIRL. She dares Ramona not eat meat for the rest of the day.
Ramona : WHAT! how dare you not let me eat my food.
Cerise : to bad Ramona.
Me : You too Cerise.
Cerise : What why?
Me : Cause it was part of the dare.
Badwolf and hood sister : *glares angry at me."
Me : don't be sad. You guys can survive. Like me. I haven't eaten any meat in days. *starts crying* I miss eating meat. Why do I have to eat my veggies. *cries*
Sappy : *takes my phone.* I think I should take it from here.
Me : *stills crying cause haven't some meats for days.*
Sappy : this Dare is from DoveMalfoy. She dares Maddie to eat 20 black bean bozzled. So Daph where's is the candy.
Me : in the SNACK island. *stills crying."
Sappy : okay *goes to snack island and takes 20 black bean bozzled in the jelly bean river.* okay Maddie here you go.
Maddie : why thank you young author. *eats all 20 of them at once.* delicious.
Sappy : wait don't some of them taste delicious. Some of them taste like sweet licorice, while the rest is pure disgusting skunk spray.
Maddie : I don't know. Some taste weird bit they were still delicious.
Me : okay I finally recorvered from my shinning session. May have that back. *snach my phone back from sappy.* next dare is from XxKittyCheshirexX and she dares bunny and kitty to fight. So here's some punching gloves. *gives punching gloves.*
Bunny : why would we do that.
Me : cause the winner will have a date with their person of chose. Marry or not.
Kitty : *punches bunny face* LIZZIE WILL BE MINE.
Bunny : *faints*
Sappy : Kitty WINS!
Kitty : yeah! Come here my queen. We have a date together.
Lizzie : *blushes* okay my sweet little kitten.
Me : OTP.
Sappy : Kitty -MyChemicalParamore- ask if you like anyone.
Kitty : I think it's already quite obvious. *kisses Lizzie.*
Lizzie : *kisses her back.*
Me : we have are final dare from Twaurtle and she dares Kitty and Maddie to marry. Yeah. *sarcastically*
Kitty : but I love Lizzie. *gets electrocuted* ouch.
Maddie : and I haven't found the right guy who love madness and tea. *gets electrocuted and doesn't feel anything*
Me : but we have no choice it's a Dare.
Kitty : can I still go with a date with Lizzie.
Me : sure. But after the wedding. *snaps fingers. Maddie and Kitty are now wearing wedding gowns.* Do you Kitty Chesire take Madeline Hatter as your lawfully wedded wife.
Kitty : Sure, Whateves. I just want this to be over so I could go on with my date with Liz.
Me : Do you Madeline Hatter take Kitty Chesire as your lawfully wedded wife.
Maddie : as the bells ring, and cat and the hat have their happily they will be happy.
Me : translation.
Maddie : my answer is yes dummy.
Me : I know pronounced you wife and wife. You may know kis the bride.
Kitty : *kisses Maddie quickly and disappear and reappear beside Lizzie.* come on Liz let's go on are date.
Maddie : what about are honeymoon.
Kitty : tomorrow.
Maddie : okay.
Me : sorry guys for the long wait.
Sappy : no kidding it's been months .
Me : hey this is my book not yours. Well hope you my little snackers enjoyed it.
LORD SKIPPY : that's all for now. Comment truth or Dares for the next chapter.
Ramona : can we now eat meat.
Me : nope.
Cerise : But we're starving.
Me : here have some chips. *throws a bag of chips at them.*
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