Aries: scatters nail chippings everywhere
Taurus: Tattoos "DEEZ NUTS" on their forehead
Gemini: Yells "Get off my lawn!" to no one very frequently
Cancer: Stuffs cotton balls in everything
Leo: Screams their own name during sex
Virgo: Eats children
Libra: Builds a shrine for Pepe the frog
Scorpio: Collects photos of Gordon Gamsay, prays to Gordon Ramsay
Sagittarius: Strokes random people's backs in public
Capricorn: Buys 10 pounds of gummy sharks online and thinks its a good investment
Aquarius: Gets high of sharpies and nail polish
Pisces: Plots for world domination
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Zodiac Signs
RandomIn this book their are things like squads and situations that your zodiac sign would do. THESE ARE NOT 100% CORRECT! So don't blame me if it isn't right!
