Aries: Is the one who recommended the movie but screams throughout the entire thing.
Taurus: Chooses not to attend, or if forced to, most likely buries their face in the popcorn.
Gemini: Wants everyone to think they're super macho and have this under control. Pretends not to be scared by talking and adding commentary during the whole movie.
Cancer: Comforts the scaredy-cat next to them (but is secretly shitting themselves internally).
Leo: Brags about how not scared they are and makes everyone feel better by convincing the group that monsters aren't real.
Virgo: Complains about the stupid white girl that answers the door at 2am, the ketchup blood... basically how unrealistic the entire movie is.
Libra: Is really uncomfortable with whatever jump scares/gore/horror is on the screen but doesn't feel comfortable enough to say anything to anyone so they sit there to keep the peace.
Scorpio: Fascinated by the villains and dark undertones. Feels alienated when watching a scary movie with friends because they cannot share the same feelings of pure rage and hatred towards the bad guys.
Sagittarius: Tries to find the moral of the story. Looking for the repeated themes, foreshadowing, and philosophical messages the director was trying to portray amidst the blood and demons.
Capricorn: Looking up the characters on their phone to understand their background. Probably looking up movie facts, related films, and other movies the actors have been in too.
Aquarius: Screaming bloody murder and swear words in every language they know. Will not sleep that night. Thinking up conspiracy theories about their own lives (mom was acting weird today...)
Pisces: Curls up into a ball. Keeps one eye open. MUST have someone watching the movie with them.
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Zodiac Signs
RandomIn this book their are things like squads and situations that your zodiac sign would do. THESE ARE NOT 100% CORRECT! So don't blame me if it isn't right!
