Why the signs skip school

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Aries: Cuz skool sux

Taurus: Needs sleep and food

Gemini: "There's a video game release today and if i'm not first in line, I won't be able to get it. Come on mom, you have to let me go."

Cancer: Cause they are tired and 110% done and need a fucking day

Leo: Really needs to catch up on their homework

Virgo: Skips to go to a concert

Libra: Shopping or just to hang out with friends

Scorpio: Because fuck school

Sagittarius: To go on an adventure  all the way to the fridge and Netflix 

Capricorn: Eh, they will make it up later anyway

Aquarius: There was an alien sighting nearby

Pisces: Fish 

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