When The Signs Stub Their Toe

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Aries: sHIIIIT fuckfuckfuck

Taurus: *Grunts very loudly; gets yelled at by mom*

Gemini: OWOWOWOWOWOowowowO

Cancer: *Shrieks* wHywHyWyH

Leo: oH BALLS

Virgo:  *Gasps; Stands still for like 2 hours; Lets out breath* Ouch

Libra: fuCKITY FUCK SHIT OW

Scorpio: *Gasps; lets out little squeaks of pain; Moves* oW FUCK

Sagittarius: *High pitched voice* oichouchouch FUUUUCK

Capricorn: what tHE FUUUCK

Aquarius: goDDAMNIT

Pisces:  *screams internally*


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