The signs in a zombie apocalypse

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Aries: Makes themselves the leader but leads people into trouble

Taurus: Complains about having to eat canned food

Gemini: Forgets not to talk when zombies are nearby

Cancer: Gets shit done but complains that they have to do everything

Leo: Complains about how oily their hair is

Virgo: Demands that everyone puts on deodorant 

Libra: Tried to make sure everyone stays in a good mood

Scorpio: Is happy they can kill something without guilt

Sagittarius: Must prove they can kill the most zombies

Capricorn: Finds an actual safe spot to hide because everyone is incompetent 

Aquarius: Starts daydreaming then gets bit

Pisces: Cries 

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