The signs as essential school supplies

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Aries: Large textbooks to smack stupid hoes with

Taurus: Fuckboy repellent spray 

Gemini: Phone + Charger

Cancer: Those 64 pack crayons with the built in sharpener. Those bitches with the 12 pack wanna be you

Leo: A box of kleenex to wipe away your tears 

Virgo: Pain relievers for those killer headaches  

Libra: Colorful pens. Not those basic blue and black shit (I don't have any pens XD)

Scorpio: A shopping cart of gum

Sagittarius: A water bottle full of vodka

Capricorn: A pair of scissors so you can cut bitches 

Aquarius: Earbuds, you cant go to school without them

Pisces: A pillow for nap time

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