Aries: Don't trust Beyonce
Taurus: You should try candle making
Gemini: Always lock your car
Cancer: Screaming is fun
Leo: We're all whores but only in a metaphorical way
Virgo: Love your mother
Libra: You're qualified to fix a chair
Scorpio: Elect Josh Dun for president so he can fix the pothole situation
Sagittarius: If you go outside you'll regret it
Capricorn: Ukuleles are cute on grown ass men
Aquarius: Been dere done dat
Pisces: FASSSTTTT UKULELE STRUMMING IS NOICE
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Zodiac Signs
De TodoIn this book their are things like squads and situations that your zodiac sign would do. THESE ARE NOT 100% CORRECT! So don't blame me if it isn't right!
