Alpha And Omega (Wolf Levi X Reader)

A ROAST AND A NEW FEELING

(Your POV)

The Alpha hideout looked amazing! Scratch that, I meant EXTRAORDINARY!!!!! I swear to God, there are like 3 water fountains, an upstairs pool, 40 bedrooms I think and I'm sure I saw 5 kitchens, more than 20 bathrooms and a bathhouse. A BATHHOUSE!!!! If I find a restaurant here, then I'm gonna lose it!

I always stopped to gaze at something and Levi would just smile at me. He might be cold to people, but his smiles are to die for. And for some reason, I get butterflies whenever he says (Y/N)-san. And he says it in a soft, calm and caring voice.

I need to tell Hanji about this.
I've been living here for a month now and it seems like things are getting even more interesting by the day.

Speaking of interesting.

I woke up this pretty early this morning only to find Petra glaring at me.

"Morning, Petra. How are you?" I said.

"Zip it human. I'm only gonna say this once, stay away from Levi-senpai! He's mine and don't think you can take him away from me." She yelled.

"Geez le-weez, what's gotten your tail in a twist?"

"You! I know what you're trying to do and it's not going to work. You think you can charm my fiancé like that, you ugly heathen!"

Oh she did NOT just call me a heathen! Shit's about to go down.

I grabbed the collar of the white robe she was wearing and gave her my death glares.

"Now you listen here, you delusional mutt. First of all, don't call me a heathen or anything else. Secondly, I heard that little conversation that you and Levi had last month when I came here, and newsflash sweetie, he's not interested. If I were him, I wouldn't be interested in someone who looks like a chicken embryo in the early development stages!"
Ooohhhhh that stung.

"Now if anybody needs to back off, it's you. Now get outta my face before I turn you into the dog you are. BOUNCE!" She ran off into her room.

Wait, what just happened?

(Le~timeskip)

I looked for Hanji's room. Luckily, it was the creepy Frankenstein-ish room with weird eyeballs and stitches.
Talk about bringing something to life. (See what I did there? Life, eyeballs, stitches? Get it~nevermind.)

Before I could even knock, everything went by like The Flash. I suddenly found myself sitting on a chair and Hanji was staring at me.

"So, (Y/N). How are ya?" She asked.
"Good, good. Hanji, I wanna talk to you."
"Go ahead, kiddo!"
"Well, there's-how should I say this? Um, there's this guy. When he says my name, or when I'm around him, or when he's nice to me, or anything else that has to do with me and him together.....alone.....with no one around, my face heats up, I can barely speak, I get butterflies and-"

Before I could finish, she starts jumping up and down, squealing.

"Hanji, what's wrong? Did I say something bad?"
"No! (Y/N), do you know what this is?! You're in love!! Who's the lucky guy? Wait wait wait wait wait wait!!!! Let me guess! Is it Auruo?"

"What?! No."
"Gunther?"
"No. Nice but too brutal."
"Eld?"
"He's got the looks, gentleman, kind and lovable. But not my type.
"Kenny?"
"He's dying and too old. A thousand times no."

"Bertold?"
"Kind, strong but too quiet."
"Reiner?"
"Too much of a tease."
"Annie?"
"Really, Hanji? I'm not lezzie."
"Ok. Levi?"

I stayed quiet. She got the picture.

"Yup, it's Levi." She said.

"Hanji, what do I do?" It's true. If I confess too early, he'll reject my feelings for sure. Besides, I'll probably say something stupid and make him hate me.
"He won't hate you. Let me tell you what you shouldn't do; act like an idiot and confess early. Get to know him better. Try to get on his soft side and when the time is right, you'll know what to do." She said with a smile. I swear, Hanji's like a mother herself sometimes. Maybe she's not as crazy as I thought.

"And if things don't work out between you two, it's not too late to be my test subject."

And pop goes the weasel.

"Thanks Hanji."
"By the way, (Y/N). Levi told me that he'll be leader of the Alphas soon, and he told me that he'll throw a talent show before then. He said that the show's gonna be next week so you better get yourself ready! Do you have any talent?"

I thought for a while.
"Well, I can sing and I'm an exceptional dancer. I hate to brag but I won a lot of trophies." I said, feeling proud of myself.
(A/N: If you don't sing or dance, plz accept it for now).

"Awesome! Hey, can Annie and I join? Please? Pretty please with sugar on top?" She begged with drool dripping from her mouth. She then clinged into my arm like a koala.

"S-sure. Hanji, can you let go? I'm losing feeling of my arm."

"YAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!! ANNIE!!! C'MON, WE GOT SOME PRACTICING TO DO!!!!!!" She screamed and ran off.

I swear, this woman's gonna be the death of me.