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Funny Stories

Okay, so, a couple of months ago I asked people if they wanted me to put out random stories of funny stuff that has happened. I just found the stories and I thought it might be good to post them to cheer people up. I am currently working on the new part of becoming friends but am having a hard time thinking of names. It should be exciting though, I'm changing the point of view and introducing a new character.

One day in math I didn't understand a problem from our worksheet and so I kept saying "I don't understand! What does this mean!". So this guy sitting by me got it right away and he said "Wow I though you were smart! You should get on my level!" After he said that I looked at him right in the eye and as serious as possible went "Sorry I don't want to sink that low." That will always be one of my favorite things I've said.

One day my shoe was untied in band and I asked my friend if she would tie it because I was really sore from gym. She said that she was too busy trying to set up. So I yelled across the room "Will someone please tie my shoe?" and my best friend came running up and got down on one knee and said "Of course I'll tie your shoe Cinderella!" and started to tie my shoe. Later when I was leaving he gave me a hug and said "Bye Cinderella!"

At school the intercom went off and said "If we have school tomorrow it's spirt week! Wear a shirt for your favorite sport!" and I said "Sports? I don't sports." everyone laughed at me.

Today in science we were talking about what the center of the universe was. A bunch of Christian kids were saying it's the earth because that's how God created it or something. I'm an atheist so I was getting uncomfortable about that. I sat there for a second and I leaned over to my friend and said "Well, the center of the universe is clearly Kanye West...or at least he thinks so." My science teacher heard me say that and couldn't stop laughing.

Me and my mom were watching a scary move (Pet Sematary) and about halfway through it was so messed up I burst into tears and started shaking so my mom turned it off. Then I got up and said "I need to eat my feelings!" So I got a package of Oreos. Now, I've finished the book and it's really messed up.

My best friend called my crying actual tears because she was watching adults react to new music and they called panic! at the disco 5sos.
( I don't like 5sos but if you do I respect your opinion and you can like whatever you want .....as long as your not hurting yourself or other people)

At the amazing tour is not on fire, Dan and Phil came out on stage and it was so overwhelming I started crying and ruined my makeup I spent an hour on. It was so amazing and we weren't allowed to take photos so I don't have any. I had so much fun. Also, I wore a fake nose ring and it kept making my eyes water and ruining my makeup even more.

I hope you guys enjoyed this little window into my life. I hope this cheered someone up. If you have any name ideas for a guy please leave it in the comments! Thank you so much for reading, and I will see you in the next one! Stay alive friends |-/