Aries: FUCK! THIS ISNT FAIR!
Taurus: shit, I haven't lost my virginity yet
Gemini: sleeps through it
Cancer: won't stop sCREAMING
Leo: BUT IM NOT A SUPERSTAR YET?!
Virgo: why is this happening today?? My hair looks too good today fml
Libra: vlogging as it happens
Scorpio: finally~
Sagittarius: there's so much more stupid shit I wanted to do, aw man
Capricorn: spending their last minutes eating
Aquarius: haha bitches, I predicted this exact thing would happen and you didn't listen, now die... slowly.. painfully
Pisces: can't even hear it going on because listening to music on max
STAI LEGGENDO
✨ { ZODIAC SIGNS } ✨
RandomDidn't you read the title? ~ Straight from Tumblr ~ MAY BE OFFENSIVE! DO NOT READ IF YOUR SENSITIVE TO OFFENSIVE OR DIRTY HUMOR!
