The Signs - Summed Up

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Aries: wild bitch who ain't shit
Taurus: ketchup loving fuck
Gemini: unoriginal smelly nympho maniac
Cancer: meme loving fuck
Leo: self obsessed queen bee
Virgo: organized piece of intelligent trash
Libra: a dumb ass flower
Scorpio: that one bitch everyone pretends to like
Sagittarius: cold careless unemotional bitch
Capricorn: probably wanks off to puns
Aquarius: long overdue for a haircut
Pisces: whiny pissybaby who thinks they understand art

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