Aries: you
Taurus: their alarm clock
Gemini: the entire human population
Cancer: anyone who makes them cry
Leo: condoms
Virgo: the patriarchy
Libra: everyone but only using their lips
Scorpio: God
Sagittarius: Iggy Azalea
Capricorn: their parents
Aquarius: bras
Pisces: themselves
STAI LEGGENDO
✨ { ZODIAC SIGNS } ✨
RandomDidn't you read the title? ~ Straight from Tumblr ~ MAY BE OFFENSIVE! DO NOT READ IF YOUR SENSITIVE TO OFFENSIVE OR DIRTY HUMOR!
