Aries: most likely to kill a teacher
Taurus: most likely to marry food
Gemini: most likely to fail school
Cancer: most likely to find love soonest
Leo: most likely to become a celebrity
Virgo: most likely to be on a reality show
Libra: most likely to live far away
Scorpio: most likely to get a job at McDonald's (wtf naw.. Wait, they have nuggets...hmmm...
Sagittarius: most lie,y to become a hippie
Capricorn: most likely to own a pet shop
Aquarius: most likely to be bestirs with Beyoncé
Pisces: most likely to die with 666 cats
STAI LEGGENDO
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RandomDidn't you read the title? ~ Straight from Tumblr ~ MAY BE OFFENSIVE! DO NOT READ IF YOUR SENSITIVE TO OFFENSIVE OR DIRTY HUMOR!
