Aries: is the best company you can have
Taurus: gives the best gifts
Gemini: can be your partner in crime
Cancer: is always available to cuddle with you
Leo: makes you food
Virgo: takes you to the best resturants in town
Libra: loves to talk... about anything
Scorpio: is always there for you, no matter what
Sagittarius: couold do anything to see you smile
Capricorn: drives you home when you're drunk
Aquarius: comes to your house to talk about Freud
Pisces: remembers your birthday
STAI LEGGENDO
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