Aries: on a scale of 1 to 10 they're like a 2
Taurus: apparently extremely evil
Gemini: actually a peacemaker
Cancer: secretly they're stabbing you in their mind
Leo: sugar, spice and everything nice
Virgo: thinks they're evil but no
Libra: they'll blame it on someone else
Scorpio: actually evil but no one thinks they are
Sagittarius: the most evil but no one realizes it
Capricorn: capable of starting a war
Aquarius: Satan
Pisces: will hurt you with a stick and that's about as far as its gonna go
STAI LEGGENDO
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