Aries: *falls on their face repeatedly*
Taurus: I need to get home!! I forgot to feed my cat!!!
Gemini: *talks really fast about things that make no sense*
Cancer: *starts thinking about past and cries*
Leo: *does drunk karaoke*
Virgo: i think i just pissed my pants...
Libra: listen... Picasso? not that great
Scorpio: who wants to fuck??
Sagittarius: *laughs at everything*
Capricorn: *passionately lip syncing to Beyonce*
Aquarius: *believes they can fly*
Pisces: there is no way were alone in the world...
STAI LEGGENDO
✨ { ZODIAC SIGNS } ✨
De TodoDidn't you read the title? ~ Straight from Tumblr ~ MAY BE OFFENSIVE! DO NOT READ IF YOUR SENSITIVE TO OFFENSIVE OR DIRTY HUMOR!
