Circumstances

Drunken mahem

A/N:
Hey! Once again I'm making another filler, but this one won't correlate to the actual story. I'm bored and I wanna write something that isn't apart of the storyline... So enjoy ;)

Rin POV

"Hey Yuki!" I called. It was 10 in the morning and I was bustling with energy. I burst into her house and woke up everyone inside, aka Kakashi and Yuki. They both came downstairs, and if looks could kill...

"What do you want!??" She yelled.

"Yeesh.. Didn't get enough sleep?" I asked and Kaoru walked downstairs. "Well that answers my question.." I muttered. "Anyways, meet me at the training grounds at 11! Oh, and bring your gear!!" I shouted and ran out. I ran down the street and headed to the training grounds.

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They all showed up, including Sai, and I hopped down from the branch I was sitting on, startling everyone.

"Ok! We are going..." I let the suspense build up. ".....CAMPING!!!" They all anime fell.

"What??"

"Camping. We all have a couple days off so we're going out camping!"

"Ugh. Fine." I smiled and we headed out into the woods.

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Once I had decided we were far out enough I told everyone to stop. They all just collapsed.

"Thank god. I thought we'd be walking all day!!" Yuki complained.

"Oh you be quiet!" I took a summoning scroll from my bag and emptied it. And out came: flashlights, matches, tents, sleeping bags, and an axe. I took out another scroll and it contained a cooler of food, and some other necessary camping items. After camp was set up, and we ate dinner, we all sat around the campfire.

I felt a familiar presence and a bunch of other unfamiliar ones and looked to see a bunch of people with akatsuki cloaks.

"Un. Hidan! These people aren't the ones we're after!!" A person with blond bangs like Ino said. (I had grabbed a flashlight and was spotlighting them *wink*)

"It's not my fucking fault you fucking idiot!" The one I'm guessing called Hidan said. "You're the one who said you knew where you were fucking going! I knew puppet man over there should've taken the lead!"

"Hey! No need for that kind of language! And Deidara, you should've let Sasori lead! You've gotten us all lost!!!" A woman with purple hair yelled.

"I agree with Konan." A man with orange..ish hair and piercings on his nose and ears said. Ooh.. He's in loove!

"You guys are idiots.." A man said, crossing his arms.

"I agree with you Kakuzu." Said a man with red hair.

"Sasori! How dare you call me an idiot! Un!"

"Says the one who doesn't know what real art is!" He smirked.

"Blowing things up is art! See this clay? See? See it?" He formed it into a small bird. "Hah! Art!"

"Hah." Sasori pulled out a puppet. "This took a week nonstop to make. That's art!"

"I think Deidara's is more artistic, to be completely honest." I said.

"Thank you! See someone knows what I'm talking about... Hey! Who are you? Un!" He yelled pointing at me.

"Someone you don't wanna mess with. Isn't that right, Itachi?" Itachi smirked. Him and Kisame appeared out of the shadows.

"You don't. She knows where, and how to hit. Hard..." I smiled remembering the time he had pissed me off so much, I had let chakra flow into my leg and kicked him in the balls. Hard. Ah. Good times. Good times. Itachi winced at the thought.

"Hey bitch! I won't take no for an answer. Who the fuck are you?"

"Do you wanna know then die?" I asked.

"Hah. You can't kill me. See, I'm fucking immortal." I raised an eyebrow.

"Really?" And quickly grabbed itachi's katana and sliced Hidans head off.

"You bitch!! Just wait until I'm fixed!" He screamed and Kakuzu went over and sewed his head back on.

"Huh. He really is immortal." I handed Itachi back his katana. "I'm Rin." I said offering a hand to help him up. "Do anything stupid and I'll cut your head off again and hide it. You hear?"

"I'd listen to her if I were you.." Kisame said, clutching Samahada. Hehe... I remember that! He couldn't find it so he had to plead for it back, on his hands and knees, in tears.

"Why you..." I pulled out another one of my summoning scrolls and emptied its contents as well.

"Care to join us for some sake?" I said, looking back at my friends who all had a sweat drop.

"Rin... Did you really bring sake?" Yuki asked.

"No. I brought empty bottles to mess with you. Of course I did!!! Prepare to get drunk!" We all gathered around he fire and got absolutely wasted.

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Third person POV

*the next morning*

Kakashi crawled out of his tent.

"Ugh. My head. What happened??" He looked around and saw a huge crater, puppet pieces in trees, origami paper everywhere, scythe marks, the outcome of a Chidori hitting a tree, wolf claw slashes in trees, (it didn't help that it was a blood moon last night and Yuki goes insane) rope hanging from branches where Itachi had tied up Pein and enjoyed putting him under a genjutsu. and shards of cloth everywhere. But no one had any injuries. Rin had made sure of that. Deidara and Hidan crawled out of their tent.

"My head! It feels like one of Deidara's fucking bombs went off in it!" He said rubbing his temples.

"Ugh. I swear I implanted one in myself!" Deidara whined. Everyone else came out and laid around with massive hangovers, except Itachi and Rin. Rin had removed the hangover from herself and Itachi. They came out of their tent last and couldn't help but laugh at all the half-dead people around them.

"Alright!" She yelled, causing everyone to wince in pain. "Time to clean up and head home!" No one would help so Rin and Itachi finished putting everything back into the scrolls and headed home.

Once home, Rin was still as bubbly as ever, but Yuki and Kakashi were dead, worst of all, their time off was cut short, and leaving them to take the team to their next mission, babysitting 2 year old triplets, who were screaming at the two with the terrible hangovers.

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Haha. So bored. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed :)

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~Cocoabean~