Sarcastic Zodiac

Who the Signs Are Going to Fight

Aries: You
Taurus: Their alarm clock
Gemini: The entire human population
Cancer: Anyone who makes them cry
Leo: Condoms
Virgo: The patriarch
Libra: Everyone but only using their mouth
Scorpio: God
Sagittarius: Iggy Azalea
Capricorn: Their parents
Aquarius: Bras
Pisces: Themselves