Sarcastic Zodiac

The Signs When They See a Bug In Their House

Aries: "Hello little demon." Squashes it under their thumb

Taurus: Makes a gross face and pretends they saw nothing so they don't have to deal with it

Gemini: Preserves it and adds it to their collection

Cancer: MOM DAD THERE'S A BUG OH MY GOD HELP ME

Leo: Screams and makes a big deal about it, kills it like they're destroying a super villain

Virgo: Puts it in a cup and takes it outside

Libra: Screams and runs like they're being chased

Scorpio: Has a mental connection with it. "I get you man."

Sagittarius: Picks it up and scares other people with it

Capricorn: Watches it for like an hour and takes a thousand pictures

Pisces: Panics. Kills it. Feels bad for three days.