Sarcastic Zodiac

The Signs as Soda

Aries: Dr. Pepper

Taurus: Coke

Gemini: Sprite

Cancer: Cherry and vanilla flavored sodas

Leo: Fanta I don't like soda

Virgo: Ginger ale

Libra: Cream soda

Scorpio: Pepsi

Sagittarius: Club soda

Capricorn: Root beer

Aquarius: Mellow Yellow

Pisces: Mountain Dew