Sarcastic Zodiac

I Hate it When People...

Aries: Think all I want to do is fight.

Taurus: Assume I'm self-righteous because I share my opinion.

Gemini: Fail to understand.

Cancer: Assume I'm weak because I share how I feel.

Leo: Think I'm a conceited ditz because I love myself.

Virgo: Don't take my advice.

Libra: Take advantage of my friendship.

Scorpio: Don't tell me the truth.

Sagittarius: Try to make me stay.

Capricorn: Think they can have it all.

Aquarius: Think I don't have feelings.

Pisces: Tell me in too naive because I'm an idealist.