Sarcastic Zodiac

The Signs as Ice Cream Toppings

Aries: Rainbow sprinkles

Taurus: Chocolate sprinkles

Gemini: Coconut

Cancer: Whipped cream

Leo: Hot fudge/ chocolate sauce

Virgo: Fruit

Libra: Caramel syrup

Scorpio: M&M's

Sagittarius: Chocolate chips

Capricorn: Nuts

Aquarius: Peanut butter sauce

Pisces: Nothing, they like it plain