Sarcastic Zodiac

The Signs at Christmas

Aries: Pretends to like their presents
Taurus: Fake smiles at people who didn't get them anything
Gemini: Sends you an entire list of things they want
Cancer: Helps with dinner
Leo: Watches your reaction carefully when you open a gift from them
Virgo: Tolerates annoying family
Libra: Brings their partner
Scorpio: Wants to fight with everyone but covers it up with banter
Sagittarius: First one to open presents
Capricorn: Puts up decorations and complains that their doing it alone but doesn't let you help
Aquarius: Asks if they can be Santa
Pisces: Having too much eggnog